the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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