I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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