I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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