I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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