were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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