I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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