Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
