we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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