if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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