Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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