That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
