we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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