all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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