How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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