He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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