I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The Olympian is in my bed
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