I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I know her cup size but not her name....
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