The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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