I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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