Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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