it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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