so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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