just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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