Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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