It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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