You really coming over, don't trick.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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