She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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