I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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