My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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