I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
and you fell through a lawn chair
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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