I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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