But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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