he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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