my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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