You're my little dorito
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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