I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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