whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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