Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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