He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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