We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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