thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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