i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Randomize
