i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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