I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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