Me. At least after what I've been through.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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