I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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