come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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