She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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