Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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