Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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