This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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