I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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