STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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