Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I have so many feelings about this burrito
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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