you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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