it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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