I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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