girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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